Parking behind The Team Scion -- Day 2

In this, day two of my experiment, parking behind the team scion, I am attempting to attach discriminatory methods to the benefits of parking behind, around, or on top of a vehicle with such magnitude. After all, before my episodic endeavor I parked right next to the damn thing and it was horrible, just horrible. I think day two can be summed up, at least it part, by the cigarette burn I left in the front seat of The Team's chariot of enchantment: the car was unlocked (just like your mom) so it must be free game.