Parking behind The Team Scion -- Day 3

Uber decisiveness has led me to believe that not only are there many physical, social, and emotional benefits to parking behind God's Wheels on Earth, but there are moral benefits as well. Local religious leaders quoted in this mornings paper not only support my actions they demand it. Terence Nunn, a forever Lincolnite, starting Husker player, hard core Power Ball user and a Honda fanatic released a statement late yesterday, "Yost is a fool if he doesn't park behind his-- I mean his company's cool Scion..."

Later, in the same conversation Nunn added, "..and I am a fool if I break up with my Playboy Bunny girlfriend."

After some thought on the subject I have my sum up for today: it is better to park behind your team's Scion than to leave your wife for a Playboy Bunny... I think.